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Well Fuck Me Sideways Zentangle Birthday Card

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This card reads: Well fuck me sideways and call me Nancy.

This is my favourite range of cards because I love a slightly risqué card, that stands out from all other occasion cards and most importantly make the recipient laugh out loud.

These cards are tongue in cheek and do not mean to offend!

**What you need to know**

– This listing is for one 5 x 7 inch card designed and printed in the UK onto 250gsm matte card.

– Blank inside for your own message.

– Supplied with a white envelope in a cellophane sleeve.

– All our cards are sent in board-backed envelopes. Multiple orders will be sent together to save on postage costs.

All orders are created within 1-3 business days (excluding weekends and bank holidays) and will then be posted.

Shipping times for UK and Ireland:

Orders will take 2-5 days to arrive, excluding weekends and bank holidays.

Shipping times for all other countries:

Orders will take up to 14 days to arrive, excluding weekends and bank holidays.

All UK orders are sent via First Class Royal Mail post and International orders are sent via Standard International.

Worried you’ve left it too late? No problem! Send me their address and your message and I can post the card straight to them! Just let me know its going directly to them.

Don’t forget to show me on Instagram! @drawinkdesigns

***Please note that colours may vary slightly due to settings on your screen.***

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Custom Options

Want to know how you can personalise the items you order? Click each section below to see what's possible.

Maps can be personalised in the following ways:

– Choose the amount of places you would like to display (please note only the first highlighted county will be the red heart, the rest will be in your chosen colour palette).

-Choose your colour palette: blue, green, orange or purple.

Maps are available in both A4 and A3 sizes so please make sure you add the correct size to your basket when purchasing.

Skyline prints can be personalised with the following options:

– Date and Place

– Names, Date and Place

– Date

– Names and Date

You also have the choice of three different fonts – Cursive, Bouncy and Type (shown below).

If you have a preference that is not listed above, please do not hesitate to contact me and I am sure we can arrange your perfect print.

There are a few different options for family prints depending on which print you choose:

– Whale Family Tree Print: This print can have up to 10 names added, please list the names in the following format when filling out the ‘Personalisation Form’ – Name 1: ……, Name 2:….. etc.

– Ole Lukoje Print: The following personalisation options are available for this print:

– The name you would like written

– First and Middle names or Full Name

– The child’s Date of Birth

– Whether you would like Type or Cursive font (shown below)

– Whether you would like a quote included. Choose from either Quote 1 or 2 (shown below).

– Camper Van Print: This print can be personalised by:

– The number of vans you would like included: Option 1 – 2 adults, 1 child, Option 2 – 2 adults, 2 children, Option 3 – 2 adults, 3 children

– The first names in the following order: Adult 1, Adult 2, Child 1, Child 2, Child 3 (these are for the van number plates)

– The family name (for the bottom of the print)

– The colours you would like for your vans (options shown below) in the following order: Adult 1, Adult 2, Child 1, Child 2, Child 3.

Our foiled cards and foiled prints are available in the following colours (shown below):

– Rainbow
– Magenta
– Deep Purple
– Matte Lilac
– Gunmetal Grey
– Black Gloss
– Matte Mint Green
– Teal
– Racing Green
– Royal Blue
– Gold
– Rose Gold
– Silver

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